Sometimes you come home at, oh, say, around 11:15 at night. And you're not drunk, by any means, but not you're not quite sober, either. And of course you turn on your computer, because that's what you always do. And then, sometimes, in your not-quite-sober state, things on the web confuse you. For example:

Why We Need Legislation Against Dog-Mule Hybrids


CNN.com's top headline? Or The Onion's?

Narcs Nab Drug-Smuggling Puppies [CNN.com]