Overheard in San Francisco:
Yahoo worker: I went down to Sunnyvale on the train.
Man 1, in surprise: Yahoo workers have to take the train? Google's got a bus. Don't you?
Yahoo worker, in mock indignation: We've got a bus too. It's got wifi.
Man 2: It may have wifi, but it doesn't have any PhDs on it.
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