Did you see page three of today's Post?
Ignoring, temporarily, the pesky question of under what definition an oversized German hare is, you know, news — especially in New York — we're troubled by a larger concern. How the fuck is a 17-pound rabbit half the size of a full-grown (and not exactly svelte) man?
(And do rabbits really have feet that look like that?)
And guidance would be much appreciated.