Wascally Wabbit Weasels Way Into 'Post'

Did you see page three of today's Post?

Ignoring, temporarily, the pesky question of under what definition an oversized German hare is, you know, news — especially in New York — we're troubled by a larger concern. How the fuck is a 17-pound rabbit half the size of a full-grown (and not exactly svelte) man?

(And do rabbits really have feet that look like that?)

Or is this all just another New Jersey radio stunt?

And guidance would be much appreciated.

Hey! It's Bigs Bunny [NYP]