Katie Couric Gets Dumped On

Seriously, the ONE freaking morning we spare ourselves the horror of the Today show, and it's the morning that a bunch of birds crap on Katie Couric.

Maybe it's best that we missed it. The moment's so unbelievably literal, we probably would've just quit right then — nothing more for us to do here.

NBC Olympic Coverage Off to Messy Start: Did Birds Discharge on Couric? [Drudge]