Auren Hoffman is very busy and important. The software engineer made his fortune from three sold startups (BridgePath, GetRelevant, and Kyber Systems). Now he's a professional schmoozer for lead-building company Stonebrick.
Senator Sam Brownback knows Auren by the fruits of his labor.
Auren taught the President about the Internets —
Twice! More fortunate celebrities after the jump.
Siebel Systems founder Tom Siebel thinks Auren is a card. Auren's...just...confused about this.
Hoffman even met the prince of Spain, and managed not to sing that a capella Moxy Fruvous song in his face.
Malcolm Gladwell's book The Tipping Point is secretly Auren Hoffman's memoir.