Teri Hatcher Would Like You To Discuss Her Underwear Now

Pictured is Teri Hatcher, who in a moment of sheer inspiration, realized the best way to shift the focus of Grammy Awards coverage away from its tedious obsession with "music" and "nominated artists," and over to the far more fascinating subject of herself, was to show up in an outfit sure to be talked about in cramped office kitchens across the country the next day.

"We did a few twirls around to make sure you weren't seeing anything you weren't supposed to be seeing," she told reporters; unfortunately, the thing you really "weren't supposed to be seeing" an aging, nighttime soap star clawing at the spotlight in an outfit that says, "Hey, everyone! Look at me! I'm in my underwear! Isn't that outrageous?!" was still clearly visible to the naked eye.

[Photo: AP]