• So the Board of Education created an extra 37.5-minute period for struggling students to get extra help. At least one teacher has already figured out how to cope with the extra work: Choose students who won't show up. [Unaccountable Talk]
• Tips for moving back in with your parents: Buy your own groceries, do your own laundry, and — we'd have to add — only fuck quiet people. [Fresh Pepper]
• It's not just your imagination: City buses really do move slower than the people walking on the sidewalk. [Felber Frolics]
• Here's your chance to win a date with "a completely depraved, hateful, disgustingly misogynistic and perverted human being who would no doubt bypass judgment and go straight to hell if there were a such thing as the afterlife," [This Place Is Dead Anyway]

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