They're mean. They're nasty. They're the bad men momma warned you about.

Stratton Sclavos is President, CEO, and board chairman of Verisign. So blame all those customer-service screw-ups and domain abuse cases on this rock-and-roller.

George Boutros's Wired Magazine profile is titled "Shut Up and Deal." 'Nuf said. Shut up and vote, and make momma cry.

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