To be filed under things we never knew we wanted to know but still find ourselves strangely intrigued by:
• Bobby Flay claims to buy no prepared or packaged foods for his home. We're skeptical.
• Paulina Porizkova says she keeps her freezer stocked with Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. We're skeptical.
• And Ed Koch simultaneously buys for his apartment health-food-sounding "67% Buttery Spread" and butter croissants. Which sounds exactly right for an alleged Democrat who these days supports only Republicans.
Food voyeurism is strangely satisfying.