• "I do it because I have a small penis."
— The Daily News's Lowdown Lloyd Grove, in the new Details
• "[T]here's no point in even discussing the media. They're a bunch of suits in an ivory tower trying to decide what we should see, what we shouldn't see, they're never gonna choose anything that doesn't improve the bottom line."
— Apparently newly anti-capitalist Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, in conversation with orthodox Jewish religion blogger Steven I Weiss
• "This was about as unplanned as it gets."
— New World News Tonight anchor Elizabeth Vargas, giving us way too much information about her recently announced pregnancy, in the Philadelphia Inquirer