Reading Glossies Can Keep Our Streets Safe

Breaking news on the always-important beat of pretty people vs. the uglies:

Not only are physically unattractive teenagers likely to be stay-at-homes on prom night, they're also more likely to grow up to be criminals, say two economists who tracked the life course of young people from high school through early adulthood.

Wow, we had no idea. We suppose this makes Seventeen editor Atoosa Rubenstein's enthusiasm for starvation much less offensive. Clearly, the woman is a crime-fighting vigilante.

The Ugly Face of Crime [WaPo]
Earlier: And a Thousand Teenage Girls Go Running for the Toilet