Because you're too drunk and uncultured to go to the Whitney Biennial, we'll happy take the art-world abuse for you. Above, a kinda-NSFW video montage of the best of the Biennial, including Trailer for a Remake of Gore Vidal's 'Caligula' and a slew of other random objets d'arte. We personally found the Cocaine Kate doormat to be a standout piece, courtesy of two pranksters who snuck into the museum and placed their work in a corner, complete with a wall-mounted description (after the jump).

The Magic of 'Caligula'

Earlier: 'Caligula': Everything You Could Ever Want in a Fake Movie