When we received an email from Jenny Lee last night enquiring which of us was on the birthday beat, we answered honestly and then steeled ourselves for what we assumed would be the inevitable indignance. So you can imagine our surprise when her numerical name appeared in our inbox again moments later bearing not scorn but a gift. Herewith, the actual invitation to the four-city Jennifer 8. Lee 30th-birthday extravaganza, as delivered to invitees, and submitted by Ms. 8. Lee herself:
The Jenny 8. Lee National Birthday Tour: Now in Color!
Click on the image to see its flip side. Then figure out how the hell we're supposed to make fun of the girl when she's gamely playing along. Damn.

You win this time, Jenny. This time.

Earlier: The Jenny 8. Lee National Birthday Tour