Keith Kelly's Coming Out Party

Why is this man smiling? Because he's Keith "R." Kelly, the Post's resident media hack, and his adorable face is gracing the online edition of his column! After the darkness of internet anonymity, Kelly's friendly visage is now ours to cherish: the ruddy cheeks, the fluffy hair, the too-healthy-for-a-newsroom glow. There's that mischievous sparkle in his eye — like he's about to blow us all away with an amazing tale of circulation drama. And is that a seersucker shirt he's wearing? Charming!

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