You're the host of what is arguably the most exclusive Oscar party, the one to which everyone wants to be invited. Your magazine has paid for all the expenses, and all you have to do is show up, schmooze, and be fabulous. Every A-lister in town is there, and you're their king for the night, reigning high and mighty above all the beautiful people.
So, what do you wear? Anything but plaid pants.
Click to enlarge. We're pretty sure those are honest-to-God bows on his shoes.