Remainders: Let Jeeves die.

Andy Smith tells me that Cal Henderson fairy domains are a tradition. Thus: []
Watson contextual search (a search that checks out what you're working on) looks pretty rockin'. But dudes, why are you slumming around with this Job for Jeeves campaign? It's more desperate than the Petsmart puppet. [A Job for Jeeves]
Dude, never try to out-cool Steve Jobs. Intel tries to one-up Apple's six-button remote with a voice-recognition remote, but the demo turns into a little one-man shouting match. []
A Google hiccup shakes up the Internets, and keeps us from data-mining SiliconBeat. [SiliconBeat]
Note to self: When approaching VC Fred Wilson for startup funding, rent your offices by the hour. [A VC