For those of you who missed yesterday's little note about why things are so slow around here the last couple of days, an update: things are still kind of clogged up on the back end, but we're valiantly straining to squeeze out as much content as we can when the server allows us an opening. Luckily, things seem to be loosening up now. (Sorry, yesterday you got leprechauns and unicorns, today you get unpleasant gastrointestinal imagery. Such is life.)

Againg, thanks for bearing with us. Back to the nonsense.