The LA Times picks up a new twist to the Stevan Eriksson Ferrari crash story. The crooked ex-Gizmondo exec who totaled his car (to be crystal-clear: split his car in half while driving drunk) in L.A. flashed a business card at the cops.
His title on the card: "Deputy police commissioner of the San Gabriel Transit Authority Police's anti-terrorism division."
How he got it: As a favor in return for installing security cams and facial-recognition software on San Gabriel Valley buses.
At this point, even Stefan's mom has got to be going, "Yeah, he's kind of a jerk."