Neat Freak Jann Wenner's Immaculate Conception

Jann Wenner and Matt Nye are having a baby. Or at least so reports Liz Smith, who says the baby will arrive this summer and then says nothing more. What might she have said?

• Boy or girl?
• Adopted or surrogated?
• How does Jann's wife, Jane, feel about this?
• How do Jann and Jane's three kids feel about this?
• Will Jann live to be 78, at which point the kid will be graduating from high school?
• And, most important, will everyone fit in the private jet?

This much, however, is clear: HBO's next post-Sopranos series should be about the Wenners.

Liz Smith [NYP]