Jann Wenner has an eye for what America wants. (See: Rolling Stone, Us Weekly, Hunter Thompson, Annie Leibovitz.) But these days it takes more than just hunches to run a successful magazine company. There are focus groups, there's cover testing, there are MRI studies — there are all sorts of ways to quantitatively measure what's going to work. And what's a more important decision than naming your kid?
So come on, folks, help us help Jann. We need names for Young Wenner (Jung Wenner?) and we need them quick. Send your nominations to firstname.lastname@example.org — remember we need both a boy's name and a girl's name — and we'll run a poll later to choose winner among our favorite entries. Posting to Comments works, too.
Hey, it's the least we can do for one of our city's most consistently entertaining mag moguls. God knows he'll never spend his own money on some proper market research.