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We understand that Ambien is also linked to long late-night conversations about how fucking cool it would be to just, like, quit our jobs and buy an old car and just hit the road, man, you know, drive across the country, meeting people, seeing the world, getting away from all this bullshit. Yeah, that's what we really should — sorry, what were we talking about again?

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