Your privacy is an illusion: Sean Parker pisses off Lindsay Lohan

Okay, everyone has a loud drunk moment now and then — I just returned from a week entirely made of loud drunk moments. But not everyone is a Napster co-founder and Facebook's founding president. So here's a Sean Parker sighting, sent by a reader last weekend (all sics apply):

odd spectacle tonight. just witnessed sean parker of napster infamy getting kicked out of bungalow8 in NYC for getting a wee bit too rowdy. he was screaming like a banchee in a faux scottish accent. lindsey lohan was at the next table, so i suspect someone from her party complained and one of the bouncers approached him and escourted his party out.

Then again, it's not hard to piss off Lindsay Lohan.

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Photo: The Last Digerati Dinner [Edge]