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We hate to do this — we really, really do — but given his public profile these days, it was only inevitable. We were pointed to a certain webpage today, and it turns out that when Perez Hilton isn't blogging on his eponymous site, he's on the hunt for "wild times with nasty, sane, cool guys." Oh, and "group sex" and "misc fetishes" work well, too. He's HIV-, you'll be thrilled to hear, although his 7.5 inches may leave some men wanting more.

Perez Hilton Profile on Adam4Adam.com
Perez Hilton [perezhilton.com]

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