Micro-persuader Robert Scoble: "You want to do lunch with Bill too? Call me, babe."
The horror of a pre-pre-pre-alpha screenshot of Windows Live makes a user's brain escape through their head.
After the jump, a dance move only Ballmer could love.
Microsoft, capitalizing on the MSN exec-firing spectacle, brings people onstage just to fire them, as a bloodthirsty crowd cheers and votes with their thumbs.
Everyone avoids eye contact after Linus Torvalds stands and gives his usual "I have a question, but first a comment" speech.
Microsoft parties are a well-known ground zero for hot dance crazes. This spring, watch for kids doing the "aggressive squid."