We're sure it's just a coincidence that we came across two notices for potential E! shows on today's Craigslist job listings, and that the network, no matter how frugal it may be, hasn't fired its entire casting department in favor of these more cost-effective online solicitations:
TRAGEDY SURVIVORS IN NEED OF MAKEOVERS WORTH $$$$
IMMEDIATE CASTING! Have you or someone you know overcome a major tragedy? Have your or someone you know overcome addiction? Do you know someone whose life has changed for the better who is in desperate need of a makeover? We can help! We offer a full makeover from hair to makeup to lots of free clothing worth $$$! We have also given away computers, scholarships, trips, spa days and lots more!
We're doing immediate casting so send the story to [redacted]@eentertainment.com.
E! Entertainment Pilot: HOLLYWOOD HELL JOBS!!! Making it in Hollywood is hell...and the jobs along the way are even worse!
If you're trying to make it in Hollywood, or tried, and have done whatever it takes to do so, we want you! We're looking for really wild, interesting, funny, bizarre true hollywood stories from the real people that lived and are living them. Anything, everything goes! This is a fun, revealing, and darkly comedic journey behind the scenes of working in Hollywood.
We're looking for ALL kinds of experiences, not just the low paying, deameaning, grueling ones, we want everything, everywhere in Hollywood.
If this is you, or someone you know, please briefly email us the following information:
Who are you and why are you here?
What is/was your hell job?
What was the worst moment you ever had working in Hollywood?
Why are you here, what is your dream?
All the "Hell Jobs" folks are going to get for their appearance is an inability to ever get another job in the industry, so we'd definitely encourage brutalized assistants to apply for the other show, displaying their scars as proof of the "tragedies" they've survived and at least squeeze some new clothes or cosmetic surgery out of the network on their way out of town.