Blogger Chris Messina brings breaking video from Microsoft's Mix 06 conference. Bill Gates interrupts his talk with tech publisher Tim O'Reilly to take out an entire squad of enemy combatants. The action, blow by blow:

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Bill and Ted are just chatting, when—

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"Tim — did you hear that?"

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"Microsoft haters. Three, maybe four of them. Approaching fast. Don't worry, my fighting technique is unstoppable."

After the jump, Bill lays the smack down and the joke careens past any point where it was funny.

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"Bring it on, boys!"

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Bill readies a double karate chop to the neck.

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"Thass right, you don't mess with Billy G."

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The sad truth: Bill also punches like a girl.

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Moments later, the attacker's foot is in Bill's hand, where it is wrenched clockwise, causing severe agony.

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"Now get the hell out of my conference."

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"And that's why you don't fuck with me, Tim."