Blogger Chris Messina brings breaking video from Microsoft's Mix 06 conference. Bill Gates interrupts his talk with tech publisher Tim O'Reilly to take out an entire squad of enemy combatants. The action, blow by blow:

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

Bill and Ted are just chatting, when—

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

"Tim — did you hear that?"

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

"Microsoft haters. Three, maybe four of them. Approaching fast. Don't worry, my fighting technique is unstoppable."

After the jump, Bill lays the smack down and the joke careens past any point where it was funny.

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Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

"Bring it on, boys!"

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

Bill readies a double karate chop to the neck.

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

"Thass right, you don't mess with Billy G."

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

The sad truth: Bill also punches like a girl.

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

Moments later, the attacker's foot is in Bill's hand, where it is wrenched clockwise, causing severe agony.

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

"Now get the hell out of my conference."

Bill Gates's fighting technique is unstoppable

"And that's why you don't fuck with me, Tim."