The Blind Item Guessing Game: Pixie Mixie's Girl-on-Girl Adventures: Your Answers

Before we lose any more of this oppressively beautiful, completely typical LA afternoon, let's get to your blind item answers. But first, flip through your blue books and re-check your work on One Slurplicious Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Hey, you raunchy-ass readers, have you missed our nose-candy-lovin' party-doll, Pixie Mixie? Me, too, kittens. And, apparently, there's a little something that Pixie herself has been yearning for: Sapphic tongue-tangling. So, she indulged recently—and how. Yay for Pixie! Yay for us! Twas a chillin' night at a palatial pad belonging to one of Pixie's many fake friends. Just a few chicks gathered around the glass table, snorting and gossing—alas, not playing much mah-jongg, as these babes are way too young and tirelessly cool for that. Suddenly, assorted rail-thinistas looked across the room and saw P.M. making out, "hard-core, tongues heavy," with a gal-pal, so blurted one of the babes who hasn't eaten since Cher had her real body parts. Too hot.." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump:

You say: Lindsay Lohan. A girl likes her nightclubs, frequently associates with an assortment of B- and C-list skankbots, and occasionally finds herself photographed in the presence of drug paraphernalia, and you're ready to point an accusatory finger at her any time a little blow is mentioned. When is that poor little lady gonna catch a break with you people?

You also say In approximate order of support: Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, and Mischa Barton.

And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial You Also Say Item Goes To: Natalie Portman. Hey, don't even joke now. She's a good girl! Even Vanity Fair said so.

Thanks to everyone for playing!