Proof of Nello Balan's Soft, Limbless, Ophidian NeckAsk and ye shall receive, not that it'll do any good: At right, bitch-smacking restaurateur Nello Balan's full-page ad that ran in the Saturday Post (click to enlarge, marvel). Alas, the puppydog picture and faux-gothic font do little to help explain what Balan snorted before having this "note" published. Though from a scientific standpoint, it certainly is enlightening to see a concrete, media-oriented manifestation of psychosis. In which case, you can walk those dogs and crane your Ophidian neck all you want, Nello — we love to watch a man document his own deterioration.

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