Scarlett Johansson's Brother, Master of the Game

Beware the Astoria lesbian bar: Manhattan Offender reports that this weekend, Scarlett Johansson's brother was in attendance and kicking some wild game. Specifically, he approached a potential score — bold, given the surroundings — with the following pick-up line: "Hi, I'm Scarlett Johansson's brother." Suave just doesn't cover it.

Remember this story — a few years from now, when an E! True Hollywood Story addresses Scarlett's estrangement from her family, you'll know why.

Uh, Hi, My Sister Is the World's Sexiest Woman [Manhattan Offender]