Because we'd hate to disappoint George Clooney's publicist by not giving you the chance to locate and physically harm famous people, we thought we'd pass along this exciting report from Gawker's northernmost correspondent:
Thought you might be interested to know that Judy Miller is going to be giving the Sunday brunch keynote address at the Canadian Association of Journalists' National conference this May in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
(Meanwhile, the Canadian equivalent to the Grammys — the Junos — is also in Halifax this coming weekend. The host? Pamela Anderson. Quite the couple of months for the city....)
We initially misread this and thought Judy and Pammy were going to be in Halifax simultaneously. But, sadly, that's not the case. Come to think of it: Has anyone ever seen the two of them at the same place at the same time? Hmm... interesting...