Looking for Whitney Houston's Crack Pipe

Not that a single one of you should be surprised, but the UK's Sun has declared that Whitney Houston is a bona fide crackhead by publishing pictures of the singer's bathroom after a bender. Why is it that the British publications always score the best controlled substance pics?

The photos aren't online, but the paper reports that they reveal "drug paraphernalia including a crack-smoking pipe, rolling papers, cocaine-caked spoons and cigarette ends are strewn across the surface tops." Sounds like a job for Molly Maid.

Since the photos don't actually show Whitney dropping the pipe from her lifeless hand, we can't be certain that the tools of the trade actually belong to her. For all we know, those spoons could belong to Bobbi Kristina. We can't be certain until we actually see the image — so, to our darlings across the pond, please scan and send. If we have an opportunity to closely study the size and style of the crack pipe, we'll be able to better identify its fucked-up owner.

Houston at Her Whit's End [Sun UK]