We'd be lying if we said we weren't recently watching VH1's Fabulous Life of Celebrity Wives (or some similarly titled mind-numbing show), so today's news leaves us particularly devastated: Kimora Lee and Russell Simmons are filing for divorce. If you want to stay in tonight, wrapped in a Baby Phat sweatshirt and sobbing into your Chubby Hubby, we understand.
We just don't see how they couldn't make it work. They all seemed so happy, so full of love. What went wrong? Kimora had all the clothes, shoes, cars, pets, products, servants, delicacies, fashion lines, pot, handbags, closets, and jewelry that his money could buy.