We'd hate to send you off to the joyful annihilation of happy hour without getting to your blind item guesses, so let's close that account, shall we? But first, re-sample the pillow-biting wonders of One Tuchis-Time Blind Vice:
Ted sez: "Now, Wilmer Valderrama may have a self-proclaimed big unit (or not, I'm going to ask Mandy Moore the next time I bump into her). But never mind size. After all, today's broad-shouldered bohunk, Dingle Tingle, isn't exactly hugely endowed....Let's just say that while most of Ding's dumbo hetero partners in bedroom piracy are concentrating on a woman's more traditional erogenous zones, Ding thinks more outside the box: Yes, that's right. Mostly, myopic men gun, cumbersomely, for the front door. Not our Ding, he rings in slowly, oh so seductively—and with the cunning of a ferret out only to please—for the rear." Read the item.
You say: Your guesses are after the jump:
You say: The sex act in question led you to guess that Hollywood's patron saint of thinly veiled, assplay-related blind items, Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson, is Casablanca's backdoor Romeo. We have no comment on the likelihood of this being the "answer," but we will admit that we're delighted to see the Stallion, silent too long in the absence of a movie to promote, once again galloping across this space.
You also say: Ryan Seacrest (now where might have the incredibly straight Seacrest picked up a trick like this?), Johnny Knoxville, Ben Affleck, and Paul Walker.
And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial ?You Also Say? Item Goes To: Jay Leno
Thanks to everyone for playing!