Waggable: All comments are spam.

A certain friend of Valleywag hangs around cynics all day, judging by his three overheard conversations. There's this:

hipster 1: "Of course I can define Web 2.0! It's ....... um ...wait .... "

hipster 2: (hums Jeopardy theme)

And:

Adaptive Path's real product is four-letter words.

And:

All comments are spam.

Man, I want his friends.