Remember, Sonny, When I Promised To Kill You Last? I Lied

Discovering that he'd been caught in a public display of paternal affection at Sunday's Benchwarmers premiere event, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger overcompensated for the tender display by gripping his son's head in his massive hand, and with a single, elegantly violent motion, tore the child's head from his shoulders, instantly calling to mind the best moments of a long-abandoned movie career.

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