From "New DVDs," in yesterday's Times:
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN Two bisexual ranch hands, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, conceive a doomed love for each other in Ang Lee's critically acclaimed drama. Universal, $29.98, R.
Oh, so they're "bisexual ranch hands" now? We eagerly await the anniversary release, then, by which point they'll be "ranch hands who aren't gay at all, man, but it was just after a party and they were really fucked up and, well, we'll never mention this again, right dude?" Right.