If there's one way to get some attention on Craigslist, it's by loudly announcing that you work for Lizzie Grubman and thus want a complete change of career. Subtle and professional:

Lizzie Grubman PR Girl Seeks NEW Career
Reply to: [xxx@aol.com]
Date: 2006-04-03, 9:44PM EDT

JENNIFER M. POSEY
[xxx@aol.com]

OBJECTIVE
To obtain a job in client servicing, where I can utilize my people skills while enhancing the company's image.

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

LIZZIE GRUBMAN PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM 1/2006 - Present
Internship, New York City, New York
-General administrative duties including answering phones, scheduling clients, photocopying, faxing, typing, shipments press clippings and following up with sources and media outlets
-Strong use of internet for research
-Successfully pitched items and clients to various newspapers, magazines, TV and radio programs
-Excel spreadsheets and Microsoft Word used on daily basis

We're not sure what she means by "client servicing" (perhaps a job for Rellatio?), but at least she's getting out before the next season of PoweR Girls airs.

Lizzie Grubman PR Girl Seeks NEW Career [Craigslist]

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