George Clooney wouldn't leave us alone. Everywhere we went — us at Gawker, you the readers, everyone — he was there. Following us, menacing us, interfering with our lives. We thought about slugging him, like Sean Penn. If we drove, we would have had an accident, like Lindsay Lohan. We just wanted to be left alone, to lead our lives. But still Clooney continued his rude interruption.

And this t-shirt is how to commemorate the experience. It's a limited edition, so don't forget to buy one now.

George Clooney Stalked Me [Gawker Shop]

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