• We all knew Page Six was corrupt. But nobody had any idea just how corrupt. Thank you, Jared Paul Stern, for showing us.
• Jilted Ellen Barkin builds a fence. We take a picture.
• Who'd have ever guessed it: Katie Couric ditches Today for CBS Evening News. Only marginally less expected: Meredith Vieira will replace her.
• We encourage you to stalk precious George Clooney; you oblige with a photo.
• Bush OKs a leak, Drudge kills the Sun.
• Is Lindsay Lohan on MySpace? Who knows, but she could be.
• When you're a Conde Nast top editor, you get an big office, a car, lots of perks — and a mortgage from Si.
• Celebrity Living folds, National Enquirer returns to Florida, and various other sad things go on at AMI.
• Plus ELLEgirl closes as a print pub.
• And Time Inc. lays off 200.
• And Felix Dennis grows tired of the whole thing.
• Finally, your chance to see Britney's baby escaping from her vagina. Yay.

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