It's time to put you all out of your blind item misery. Before going on to your guesses, check the bathroom stall for One Blowin'-in-the-Stall Blind Vice one more time:
Ted sez: "Darn it! I've covered a zillion and one glitzy press events at posh (yet out of the way) hotels, and not once has Vanilla Fill-Ya ever asked me to join him in the bathroom toilets. My feelings are a tad hurt, really. But on with it; I am a solider—sigh. 'Twas just another junket for hottie Van F.—a much more daring adventurer in the boudoir than his teenybopper fans realize. Alas, these media affairs must get so tiresome after a teensy while. Perhaps, then, a combination of jaded boredom and curious kinkiness is what drove V.F. to step into a rather spacious stall with a cute gent for some on-your-knees, open-your-mouth fun. Van was serviced, natch. I mean, he is, like, pretty famous." Read the item.
You say: Your guesses are after the jump:
You say: In a race that was too close to call (read: we're too lazy to go back and double-check the results right now to possibly break a tie), you chose smarmy Mandy Moore devirginizer Wilmer Valderrama and One Tree Hill marriage junkie Chad Michael Murray as Casablanca's junket blowees. How many more beautiful women do these guys have to pork and/or marry before you're assured of their unflagging heterosexuality?
You also say: Josh Hartnett, whose current Lucky Number Slevin promotion and All-American good looks cast him in suspicion. Also, the usual "I think he's kinda gay-ish, right?" roll-call: Justin Timberlake, Vin Diesel, Matthew McConaughey, Paul Walker, and Elijah Wood.
And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and just-dismissed American Idol contestant Mandisa.
Thanks to everyone for playing!