Short Ends: Disney's Exploding DVD Player

· Disney Danger Day continues as the Mouse House recalls its signature line of exploding DVD players. Who could've foreseen a problem with them?
· Octopus Grigori offers a review of Justin Timberlake's basketball skills after a pick-up game at the Hollywood Y. According to the blogger, Timberlake's got some game, but our sources at the Y have told us he's got no outside shot.
· Come to think of it, yeah, we haven't seen Sean Penn burn down any sweatshops or pick up any hedgeclippers in protest yet. We're sure he's working on it.
· capitalizes on the Payola Six/Jared Paul Stern scandal by asking a variety of gossip columnists for sex advice.