The London Guardian weighs in with just about the weirdest thing yet - a fake statement from Rupert Murdoch. Who spiked the office party punch?
Rupert Must Be Livid About This. Hello, Rupert?
This guy claims he knew me at the Post a while back. Can't say I remember him. This is a Scottish paper apparently. Snappy yet senseless headline.
Bitch Pickings [Sunday Herald UK]
The L.A. Times tackles the all-important monocle question. For the record, I've only worn the damn thing twice.
Fashion Statement - or Sheer Spectacle? [L.A. Times]
In other news, my dog once took a crap. - JPS