Well, I guess we've all had just about enough of this (especially the evil rich guy). It's hard work, the pay sucks, the server shit the bed and there obviously aren't enough drink tickets to go around. But thanks for all the great feedback!
Thanks also to Tony Millionaire for lending the assistance of Drinky Crow, and to all my well-compensated Yucaipa pals — Kevin, Frank, Naoma, Mike, Tom and the gang - for the inside scoop.
Keep your eye on the greasy grocer - we've just been told the L.A. Times has assigned a full-time investigative reporter to uncover his dirty deeds. And just remember, you read it here first. - JPS