Earlier this morning we made a passing reference to an item posted on Jossip regarding the semi-infamous Jaguar junket in Napa attended by Page Six reporter Chris Wilson. According to the Jossip item (which has since been updated), the Napa trip was marked by an incident in which Wilson was said to have shat his bed and then burned the sheets to hide his, uh, tracks.

As it turns out, the writer who destroyed his room (and not necessarily with feces, either) was not Chris Wilson — it was, rather, a lad who was then working at Complex (whose name, on second thought, isn't worth being forever haunted by this in Google). As we understand it, the room was given the typical rock-star thrashing, but his bowels were definitely under control.