Rocco DiSpirito went to the opening of a Broadway show last night — Richard Greenberg's Three Days of Rain, starring Julia Roberts — and showed off his sequined t-shirt. You know, to demonstrate how not gay he is.

(By the by, we saw the thing over the weekend, and Roberts isn't quite as bad as Brantley alleges. But Edelstein in New York is right: The only time she showed personality was when she relaxed at the curtain call. Which made us realize maybe she's better up there than we all think: To be totally anti-charismatic for two hours? That's acting, kid.)

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