Is it just me, or is the news full of ugly people this week? It's time to bring out the pretty folks in public relations — those kids in PR may not be the brightest, but they bring the beauty.
Bonus points for adding a bio, because we care about personality. Hokey "FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE" jokes are allowed and in fact encouraged. Do let Valleywag know if we can finger you as the nominator, and use "Snacky or Flacky" in the subject line.