Michelle Rodriguez Takes Prison Over Work

Michelle Rodriguez's firewater-fueled adventures through the Hawaiian judicial system are soon to come to an end, as the actress has been sentenced for her December DUI arrest:

"Lost" actress Michelle Rodriguez pleaded guilty on Tuesday to a single count of driving under the influence, choosing to pay a $500 fine and spend five days in jail rather than do 240 hours of community service.

While some might look down upon Rodriguez's choice to pass up community service in favor of the quick, harsh justice of a 5-day prison stint, we would remind you that the dipsomaniacal road enthusiast has already served community service time for similar previous violations, most notably in a city morgue. She can hardly be blamed for forgoing 240 hours surrounded by a bunch of stiffs for the unlimited social opportunities five days in an all-woman penal institution might afford her.