Donald Trump's Tycoon Campground

Because secretly he's a conservationist, Donald Trump is donating 436 acres from the New York City watershed area, located in two counties about 45 miles north of Yorktown, to create a state park in his name. The property is made up of wooded areas, meadows and wetlands, and will be used for recreational purposes. Haven't we all dreamed of a weekend of hiking in Donald J. Trump?

In a statement, Trump explained, "I have always loved the city and state of New York and this is my way of trying to give back." Also, there was no possibility of building in a casino in the area — might as well throw the shit chunk of land over to the dirty hippies.

Trump Donates Parkland to New York State [Bloomberg via Dealbook]