Jann Wenner's longtime and beloved assistant — and that's beloved by everyone at Wenner — is leaving, as WWD reported two weeks ago. And look what recently showed up on HotJobs:

Always dreamed of being an assistant to an megalomaniacal neatness-obsessed control freak? Here, then, is your chance. Ths job involves "working with senior level executives and handling personal and administrative tasks such as scheduling appointments and travel, heavy phones, filing, correspondence, personal shopping, maintain the storage closet and office supplies and special projects."

But one potential problem (well, on top of all the obvious ones): You'll have to know shorthand. Jann's old-school that way.

Executive/Personal Assistant: Wenner Media, LLC [HotJobs]

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