Defamer Connections: Give Zach Braff A Proper Hiatus Sendoff

Having set for ourselves the lofty goal of eradicating all traces of loneliness from Hollywood's solitary streets, we here at Defamer won't stop until every Craigslist-trawling, self-described "producer" has met the girl-doing-what-she-must-to-get- a-foot-in-the-showbiz-door of his dreams:

I NEED A DATE FOR THE SCRUBS RAP PARTY - 34

TALL FIT PRODUCER NEEDS A HOT SEXY BUSTY IN SHAPE FUN LADY TO ENJOY THE FUN AT THE RAP PARTY AND MORE.

What our bachelor is probably referring to is the season-ending Scrubs "wrap" party (as opposed to "rap party"), which isn't to say that hip-hop music and enthusiastic discussion won't play a part in the evening's festivities. And while we'd hesitate to make any assumptions about what he has planned for the "and more" portion of the date, we're all but certain that if our fun lady plays her busty cards right, she'll have ample opportunity to demonstrate what she's learned about playing doctor from her hours of face time with the series regulars.